Sunday, October 08, 2006

WHAT - Blog Radio

- What?
- ....
- I said what!
- You asked "“what,"” not said.
- Are you going to answer?
- What?
- Just what I said!
- I guess you mean, just what you... oh, never mind.
- ....
- ....
- So?
- Are you talking to me?
- Why?
- '‘Cause there'’s no one else here.
- How do you know that?
- Exactly, that'’s my point. See, we usually look at the outside, and then we assume things about the inside. Take that bottle for example. It has a label that says whiskey. We assume that if we drink its content, we'’re gonna feel better inside. Actually, it is what we feel. But if you ask a doctor...
- What?
- Are you going to stop it with this "what"?” We don'’t know each other, but you asked me six questions already.
- Are you a mathematician?
- And this is the seventh one.
- So, you are a mathematician.... Anyway, I'm a doctor.
- I told you, I don'’t know you. And I don'’t want to know you... what'’s your name anyway?
- Doug.
- Hi, Doug! What'’s up?
- I'’m tired of this joke.
- I didn'’t say - "“what'’s up Doug?"”
- It'’s what I heard.
- Again, you are making assumptions about evr...
- I told you, I'’m a doctor.
- Doctors should make diagnoses, not assumptions.
- It's the same substance, but different terminology. And since we've touched the subject, what do you have in your glass?
- Wow, you are keeping it up with the questions, Doc. It seems like I'm having a visit.
- Don'’t worry. Just go to the bottom and you'’ll feel better.
- Are you talking literally?
- Drink!
- OK, ok. But remember that this is not a visit, you are not going to ask for my insurance card, and I'm not going to...
- So, what'’s your name?
- Phew! That was hot.
- Yeah, I hate it too when they put too much pepper in the Bloody Marry. So, Phew, do you want another one?
- Yeah, you got me going now.
- See, this might save you a visit to the doctor, Phew.

3 Comments:

Blogger The Dog of Freetown said...

I'm going to have you knighted for this, you thoroughly deserve it.

8:06 AM  
Blogger Sacha said...

What?! You have my mind all twisted! This is amazing!

12:18 AM  
Blogger fuquinay said...

Bloody Marry? Freudian slip? Maybe it's a Bloody Merry, in your case.

11:44 AM  

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