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Portable hand-held hairy lady dog –
an inspiration to clean up your
floors. Will cede to the best
offer from the first caller. Peace.
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Free Persian carpet 18’ by 12’ to who
removes the above dog from it.
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Wheelchair with alloy wheels,
leather seat - to who removes
Jim (from the Pumpkin Seeds
post) from it
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Male free-ranged organic 36 year-old,
will be cage-free between Christmas
and New Year, looking straight for
Company either for- or non-profit job.
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Guitar player dropped from the
tour looking for new band aid
an inspiration to clean up your
floors. Will cede to the best
offer from the first caller. Peace.
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Free Persian carpet 18’ by 12’ to who
removes the above dog from it.
---
Wheelchair with alloy wheels,
leather seat - to who removes
Jim (from the Pumpkin Seeds
post) from it
---
Male free-ranged organic 36 year-old,
will be cage-free between Christmas
and New Year, looking straight for
Company either for- or non-profit job.
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Guitar player dropped from the
tour looking for new band aid
posted by Anton at 11:33 PM
3 Comments:
Ever think of writing for a show? Your play on words would be great verbalized!
Sir, in reply to your subvert, I beleave eye would be perfect for the roll. Please install me at your nearest convenience.
Love it. Love, love, love it.
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